Tuesdaddy

Morning:
grilled fat free cheese and soy bacon sandwich (I thought it tasted pretty good)
tea with non-fat soy milk
coffee with skim cow milk
water

Lunch:
salad with WAY too much fat-free dressing. Next time I'll ask for 1/4 of it (shhesh, dude! You put all the effort into making it, so why not let me taste the veggies)
water

Snack:
1 orange
1 banana

Dinner:
diet Dr Pepper
potato leek soup
grilled cheese and "bacon" sandwich
water
Oxycodone

I had a phone interview for the anesthesia this morning. Afterward they gave me some tips for when I come in, such as to wear loose clothing like sweatpants and a loose shirt that can be pulled up. I don't have any sweatpants I'd wear out of the house, so I took myself shopping for surgery clothes at lunch. While I'm still pissed off that you can't seem to find women's sweat pants with a drawstring waist and NO elastic (we have hips people, we don't need the elastic), I do love the ones I got. Their capri length with a wide waistband and drawstring at waist and cuffs. I got the ginormo size and they're a bit big, but I prefer sweatpants very loose.

Now my one question about this whole clothing thing is; if I had to wear a johnny to have a scope put down my throat, why do I get to wear my own clothes when they're going to make incisions in my abdomen? Perhaps I should have gotten things in pre-blood stained colors.